full service love kafka character: part VI



by

kevin costello, brother matt, matt wascovich and mike watt




#1

say it, mean it
but don't show your big stick
stay quiet like asian kitsch
bend the light w/your will




#2

balls, itch
pawns, move
check your mate
protect your queenie




#3

supersonic hydroponic bionic chronic
deluxe
strategically placed middle finger
givin you the "bully eye"




#4

oven on broil
heresy
meltdown
found in bottom of pants




#5

that stupid carl's jr. dude is now in a cuckoo clock
got mad beats and a body rock
perpendicular, body block
horizontal ginger-bop




#6

why don't your poems rhyme more?
at night when you dream behind your door
everything creaks when you snore
and everyone thinks you're a bore




#7

the future bound like a book
without words, pages, bindings, or naked pictures
rather fingerpaintings done w/one's own turd
everything browned out




#8

hand cramped, stuck in yang
bent over, tongue on arm
head down, blowing chunks
remembering lola




#9

spiritual origami hand puppet sex act
below the table, below the belt
rolls of films of you
to be shown at town meeting




#10

down pacific to 40th st.
bright orange man passes, dings bell
repent
paradise waits




#11

white noise
tape recording seal sounds
can't break deathgrip on dick
lowdown broke and depressed




#12

do recall the poem in yr pants?
or the rocket in my pocket?!
I remember you bent over w/an ember
disassemble your hips




#13

holy research in the backyard grass
slip-n-slide on the shit sheet
like pseudo-biblical rock opera circus on ice
tommy can you hear me?




#14

I am off w/the nightlife
I can cover for you, brutha
I can leave you in the dust
I am off w/the covers




#15

almost time to hit the road
right after I shit this load
stage scar, stitched in the van
feeling fuckin brilliant




#16

let me get a look at your new pad
bad carpet, piled among the dirt
old crusty puke covered jiz stained bargain
no phone jack




#17

I walked into the gap ad and
she was electric tiger, stirring
like a cheap plastic spoon in a dirty bowl
or da brat on da mtv




#18

love had me leaf-like
crushed
sinned again
confession, it's like a cleansing shower. ask your favorite priest about it.




#19

figure four
leg lock, take it off
blindfold, handcuffs, magical wiggling glo-in-the-dark squidhead rubbers
boner holster, also fitted




#20

the freedom of D minus
graded posted current term
smoking in a beach fire
turd purse found, contents spilled




#21

in an ancient pukin' rhyme
atop the mountain ring the bells of time
I heard that kid broke his nine
miles from now the years will meet chime




#22

public apology, listlessly pointing
at his crotch and chuckling like a zoo monkey
makin kissy lips at the window
mouth full, must turn away




#23

practiced sieg heil move
acting like a dumb old man
staying drunk
pissing on your favorite books




#24

farted in a bag to have a taste
gazelle size eight
shoes do not fit the ace
so wear some panty hose to hide your face




#25

fell through the ceiling, yr arms
wiggled like gigantic pissed-off worms from hell, until
I figured out the fucking math
two plus two equals a fucking heart attack




#26

I was your pimp
you were my angel
she was the shill, he was
practicing hamlet




#27

voyeurs peek
knees creek
helicopters hum
columns of white light looking for some




#28

can't buy us love
chant, rise above
"OOO, it's getting bigger, OOO"
never loved you




#29

elbow my shit into your business
get hard
stop, drop
roll-over, spread 'em. very nice




#30

said the account manager
as he zipped up his pants, smiling
at the pile he had left in the can
overpaid short stop






who wrote which line?





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