full service love kafka character: part V



by

kevin costello, brother matt, matt wascovich and mike watt




#1

pedro's sunken city
big boy on drugs
feeling the feeling
and sealing the peeling



#2

tiny johnson
had it in my hand
little buddha statue
somehow spouted gallons



#3

"love is leaf-like"
stay sober mantra
miss your mind
take it in the ass with a merlot enima



#4

part my hair
shave my nuts
right on
the spot & longshoremen



#5

city of humidity & angels
no room for sitting meditation
in a new age colon cleansing
will still usher in use of bad grammar



#6

I'm in love
isabel is drinking again
and cussin'
right on! pass that fuckin' rum down!



#7

chonies in a bunch
mouth full of fist
frisco rolls out into fog
thrill kills



#8

insert injector
erect protector
down shifting and
wanting like billie holiday



#9

unable to give
whores a direct look
why? what's up with that?
eyes are permanently crossed, g



#10

"this ain't the corn palace!"
yelling in front of pedro post office
"this is how the corn tastes?"
feeling undelivered



#11

outta my skull on alcohol
out w/my pole like a catapult
two more coronas, brother matt
Hey, I'm no fucking waitress



#12

king-size monster bean blast blow
pants down, ready to fill chow plate
watt at the practice pad
outside hearing muffled rage



#13

whistle tune smile, thinking nasty thoughts
everybody's working for the weak flush?
"I've worked for people like you."
stink muttered in disgust



#14

110 south, the shoreline
foggy landslide jump-off spot
willing to consume
tacos at the end of civilization



#15

fingerprints found on shaft of
man of charity
jury verdict
better to be judged by twelve than buried by six



#16

clubhouse homestretch swingin' spank jockey
brain stuffed in lunch pail
internet in Belize
el porno de la chica



#17

wah wah on full tilt
when I lifted up my kilt
I think you dropped the baby
say what!



#18

we all ride the wire
shocked
by $1000 electric polymer love dolls
and batteries for the buttplugs



#19

hey watt!
what is the problem?
what is the big idea?
what who?



#20

don't brown shirt me!
armband me instead
proclivity
no more ring around the collar



#21

just wanting to get naked
but trapped in changing room
emily paused
dress & thick shoes



#22

spirals
spun
lunge
unformed



#23

ken doll
leatherneck
a sports bar sophisticate
dick



#24

formal ebonics lesson # 420:
be
unbuild
is not a word



#25

shit stain reality check
finds posers
standing
in the water



#26

plasma
goat rope fish dick
but when sealed in plastic, it
don't give me no lip



#27

uncork the flow
turn on the monitor
unbuckle the belt
turn off the monitor



#28

sick seal solo horn honk for clown fart medley
me, in the crowd, waving
cops looking through window
hide the rubbers



#29

blackhole
versus
dreams of paul desmond waltzing
supernova



#30

get up & out
get a funky walk on
get a blow job just for fun
get to thinking about the senselessness of five shot dead at the wendy's






who wrote which line?





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