full service love kafka character: part V


kevin costello (kc), brother matt (bro), matt wascovich (mw) and mike watt (watt)

- who wrote which line version -


pedro's sunken city (mw)
big boy on drugs (kc)
feeling the feeling (bro)
and sealing the peeling (watt)


tiny johnson (bro)
had it in my hand (mw)
little buddha statue (kc)
somehow spouted gallons (watt)


"love is leaf-like" (watt)
stay sober mantra (kc)
miss your mind (mw)
take it in the ass with a merlot enima (bro)


part my hair (kc)
shave my nuts (bro)
right on (watt)
the spot & longshoremen (mw)


city of humidity & angels (mw)
no room for sitting meditation (kc)
in a new age colon cleansing (bro)
will still usher in use of bad grammar (watt)


I'm in love (watt)
isabel is drinking again (mw)
and cussin' (kc)
right on! pass that fuckin' rum down! (bro)


chonies in a bunch (bro)
mouth full of fist (watt)
frisco rolls out into fog (mw)
thrill kills (kc)


insert injector (bro)
erect protector (watt)
down shifting and (kc)
wanting like billie holiday (mw)


unable to give (mw)
whores a direct look (kc)
why? what's up with that? (bro)
eyes are permanently crossed, g (watt)


"this ain't the corn palace!" (bro)
yelling in front of pedro post office (mw)
"this is how the corn tastes?" (watt)
feeling undelivered (kc)


outta my skull on alcohol (kc)
out w/my pole like a catapult (watt)
two more coronas, brother matt (mw)
Hey, I'm no fucking waitress (bro)


king-size monster bean blast blow (bro)
pants down, ready to fill chow plate (watt)
watt at the practice pad (mw)
outside hearing muffled rage (kc)


whistle tune smile, thinking nasty thoughts (bro)
everybody's working for the weak flush? (watt)
"I've worked for people like you." (kc)
stink muttered in disgust (mw)


110 south, the shoreline (mw)
foggy landslide jump-off spot (bro)
willing to consume (watt)
tacos at the end of civilization (kc)


fingerprints found on shaft of (watt)
man of charity (mw)
jury verdict (kc)
better to be judged by twelve than buried by six (bro)


clubhouse homestretch swingin' spank jockey (bro)
brain stuffed in lunch pail (watt)
internet in Belize (mw)
el porno de la chica (kc)


wah wah on full tilt (kc)
when I lifted up my kilt (watt)
I think you dropped the baby (bro)
say what! (mw)


we all ride the wire (mw)
shocked (kc)
by $1000 electric polymer love dolls (bro)
and batteries for the buttplugs (watt)


hey watt! (bro)
what is the problem? (mw)
what is the big idea? (kc)
what who? (watt)


don't brown shirt me! (kc)
armband me instead (watt)
proclivity (mw)
no more ring around the collar (bro)


just wanting to get naked (bro)
but trapped in changing room (watt)
emily paused (kc)
dress & thick shoes (mw)


spirals (mw)
spun (bro)
lunge (watt)
unformed (kc)


ken doll (watt)
leatherneck (mw)
a sports bar sophisticate (kc)
dick (bro)


formal ebonics lesson # 420: (bro)
be (watt)
unbuild (mw)
is not a word (kc)


shit stain reality check (bro)
finds posers (watt)
standing (kc)
in the water (mw)


plasma (mw)
goat rope fish dick (bro)
but when sealed in plastic, it (watt)
don't give me no lip (kc)


uncork the flow (bro)
turn on the monitor (mw)
unbuckle the belt (watt)
turn off the monitor (kc)


sick seal solo horn honk for clown fart medley (bro)
me, in the crowd, waving (watt)
cops looking through window (mw)
hide the rubbers (kc)


blackhole (bro)
versus (watt)
dreams of paul desmond waltzing (kc)
supernova (mw)


get up & out (mw)
get a funky walk on (kc)
get a blow job just for fun (bro)
get to thinking about the senselessness of five shot dead at the wendy's (watt)

keep who wrote which line a mystery

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