full service love kafka character: part V



by

kevin costello (kc), brother matt (bro), matt wascovich (mw) and mike watt (watt)

- who wrote which line version -




#1

pedro's sunken city (mw)
big boy on drugs (kc)
feeling the feeling (bro)
and sealing the peeling (watt)



#2

tiny johnson (bro)
had it in my hand (mw)
little buddha statue (kc)
somehow spouted gallons (watt)



#3

"love is leaf-like" (watt)
stay sober mantra (kc)
miss your mind (mw)
take it in the ass with a merlot enima (bro)



#4

part my hair (kc)
shave my nuts (bro)
right on (watt)
the spot & longshoremen (mw)



#5

city of humidity & angels (mw)
no room for sitting meditation (kc)
in a new age colon cleansing (bro)
will still usher in use of bad grammar (watt)



#6

I'm in love (watt)
isabel is drinking again (mw)
and cussin' (kc)
right on! pass that fuckin' rum down! (bro)



#7

chonies in a bunch (bro)
mouth full of fist (watt)
frisco rolls out into fog (mw)
thrill kills (kc)



#8

insert injector (bro)
erect protector (watt)
down shifting and (kc)
wanting like billie holiday (mw)



#9

unable to give (mw)
whores a direct look (kc)
why? what's up with that? (bro)
eyes are permanently crossed, g (watt)



#10

"this ain't the corn palace!" (bro)
yelling in front of pedro post office (mw)
"this is how the corn tastes?" (watt)
feeling undelivered (kc)



#11

outta my skull on alcohol (kc)
out w/my pole like a catapult (watt)
two more coronas, brother matt (mw)
Hey, I'm no fucking waitress (bro)



#12

king-size monster bean blast blow (bro)
pants down, ready to fill chow plate (watt)
watt at the practice pad (mw)
outside hearing muffled rage (kc)



#13

whistle tune smile, thinking nasty thoughts (bro)
everybody's working for the weak flush? (watt)
"I've worked for people like you." (kc)
stink muttered in disgust (mw)



#14

110 south, the shoreline (mw)
foggy landslide jump-off spot (bro)
willing to consume (watt)
tacos at the end of civilization (kc)



#15

fingerprints found on shaft of (watt)
man of charity (mw)
jury verdict (kc)
better to be judged by twelve than buried by six (bro)



#16

clubhouse homestretch swingin' spank jockey (bro)
brain stuffed in lunch pail (watt)
internet in Belize (mw)
el porno de la chica (kc)



#17

wah wah on full tilt (kc)
when I lifted up my kilt (watt)
I think you dropped the baby (bro)
say what! (mw)



#18

we all ride the wire (mw)
shocked (kc)
by $1000 electric polymer love dolls (bro)
and batteries for the buttplugs (watt)



#19

hey watt! (bro)
what is the problem? (mw)
what is the big idea? (kc)
what who? (watt)



#20

don't brown shirt me! (kc)
armband me instead (watt)
proclivity (mw)
no more ring around the collar (bro)



#21

just wanting to get naked (bro)
but trapped in changing room (watt)
emily paused (kc)
dress & thick shoes (mw)



#22

spirals (mw)
spun (bro)
lunge (watt)
unformed (kc)



#23

ken doll (watt)
leatherneck (mw)
a sports bar sophisticate (kc)
dick (bro)



#24

formal ebonics lesson # 420: (bro)
be (watt)
unbuild (mw)
is not a word (kc)



#25

shit stain reality check (bro)
finds posers (watt)
standing (kc)
in the water (mw)



#26

plasma (mw)
goat rope fish dick (bro)
but when sealed in plastic, it (watt)
don't give me no lip (kc)



#27

uncork the flow (bro)
turn on the monitor (mw)
unbuckle the belt (watt)
turn off the monitor (kc)



#28

sick seal solo horn honk for clown fart medley (bro)
me, in the crowd, waving (watt)
cops looking through window (mw)
hide the rubbers (kc)



#29

blackhole (bro)
versus (watt)
dreams of paul desmond waltzing (kc)
supernova (mw)



#30

get up & out (mw)
get a funky walk on (kc)
get a blow job just for fun (bro)
get to thinking about the senselessness of five shot dead at the wendy's (watt)





keep who wrote which line a mystery





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