full service love kafka character: part VI


kevin costello (kc), brother matt (bro), matt wascovich (mw) and mike watt (watt)

- who wrote which line version -


say it, mean it (mw)
but don't show your big stick (bro)
stay quiet like asian kitsch (kc)
bend the light w/your will (watt)


balls, itch (watt)
pawns, move (mw)
check your mate (bro)
protect your queenie (kc)


supersonic hydroponic bionic chronic (bro)
deluxe (mw)
strategically placed middle finger (watt)
givin you the "bully eye" (kc)


oven on broil (kc)
heresy (mw)
meltdown (bro)
found in bottom of pants (watt)


that stupid carl's jr. dude is now in a cuckoo clock (watt)
got mad beats and a body rock (kc)
perpendicular, body block (mw)
horizontal ginger-bop (bro)


why don't your poems rhyme more? (watt)
at night when you dream behind your door (kc)
everything creaks when you snore (mw)
and everyone thinks you're a bore (bro)


the future bound like a book (mw)
without words, pages, bindings, or naked pictures (bro)
rather fingerpaintings done w/one's own turd (watt)
everything browned out (kc)


hand cramped, stuck in yang (watt)
bent over, tongue on arm (mw)
head down, blowing chunks (bro)
remembering lola (kc)


spiritual origami hand puppet sex act (bro)
below the table, below the belt (kc)
rolls of films of you (mw)
to be shown at town meeting (watt)


down pacific to 40th st. (mw)
bright orange man passes, dings bell (watt)
repent (kc)
paradise waits (bro)


white noise (kc)
tape recording seal sounds (mw)
can't break deathgrip on dick (watt)
lowdown broke and depressed (bro)


do recall the poem in yr pants? (mw)
or the rocket in my pocket?! (bro)
I remember you bent over w/an ember (watt)
disassemble your hips (kc)


holy research in the backyard grass (mw)
slip-n-slide on the shit sheet (watt)
like pseudo-biblical rock opera circus on ice (bro)
tommy can you hear me? (kc)


I am off w/the nightlife (mw)
I can cover for you, brutha (bro)
I can leave you in the dust (kc)
I am off w/the covers (watt)


almost time to hit the road (bro)
right after I shit this load (watt)
stage scar, stitched in the van (mw)
feeling fuckin brilliant (kc)


let me get a look at your new pad (watt)
bad carpet, piled among the dirt (mw)
old crusty puke covered jiz stained bargain (bro)
no phone jack (kc)


I walked into the gap ad and (watt)
she was electric tiger, stirring (mw)
like a cheap plastic spoon in a dirty bowl (bro)
or da brat on da mtv (kc)


love had me leaf-like (watt)
crushed (kc)
sinned again (mw)
confession, it's like a cleansing shower. ask your favorite priest about it. (bro)


figure four (kc)
leg lock, take it off (mw)
blindfold, handcuffs, magical wiggling glo-in-the-dark squidhead rubbers (bro)
boner holster, also fitted (watt)


the freedom of D minus (kc)
graded posted current term (mw)
smoking in a beach fire (bro)
turd purse found, contents spilled (watt)


in an ancient pukin' rhyme (watt)
atop the mountain ring the bells of time (bro)
I heard that kid broke his nine (kc)
miles from now the years will meet chime (mw)


public apology, listlessly pointing (mw)
at his crotch and chuckling like a zoo monkey (bro)
makin kissy lips at the window (kc)
mouth full, must turn away (watt)


practiced sieg heil move (watt)
acting like a dumb old man (mw)
staying drunk (kc)
pissing on your favorite books (bro)


farted in a bag to have a taste (watt)
gazelle size eight (kc)
shoes do not fit the ace (mw)
so wear some panty hose to hide your face (bro)


fell through the ceiling, yr arms (mw)
wiggled like gigantic pissed-off worms from hell, until (bro)
I figured out the fucking math (watt)
two plus two equals a fucking heart attack (kc)


I was your pimp (bro)
you were my angel (mw)
she was the shill, he was (watt)
practicing hamlet (kc)


voyeurs peek (bro)
knees creek (watt)
helicopters hum (mw)
columns of white light looking for some (kc)


can't buy us love (watt)
chant, rise above (mw)
"OOO, it's getting bigger, OOO" (bro)
never loved you (kc)


elbow my shit into your business (kc)
get hard (watt)
stop, drop (mw)
roll-over, spread 'em. very nice (bro)


said the account manager (mw)
as he zipped up his pants, smiling (bro)
at the pile he had left in the can (watt)
overpaid short stop (kc)

keep who wrote which line a mystery

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