full service love kafka character: part IV


kevin costello (kc), brother matt (bro), matt wascovich (mw) and mike watt (watt)

- who wrote which line version -


another circus in town (bro)
another tent in which to vent (watt)
tightrope walker (mw)
and mime forgetting his lines (kc)


she said, (mw)
craziness does not have to be a bad thing (bro)
and your ontology is (kc)
like bells that are struck don't have to ring (watt)


Angie fenced my shit (mw)
and strutted like jimmy j.j. walker (kc)
her hair in my mouth (bro)
my farts in the breeze (watt)


soft target for the high altitude plop (watt)
flop house (kc)
landing at (mw)
the love grotto pillow pile (bro)


waterfall in (mw)
chin's garden #7, doggie (bro)
a bib for this froggy (watt)
lo fi lo mien fizzle (kc)


I want to be popular! (kc)
the gap adds have me convinced, (watt)
you are the one who will have to choose (bro)
what is easy on the eyes (mw)


starting w/the affirmation of man (watt)
his action was affirmative (mw)
strong black coffee (kc)
except accept the concept and execution (bro)


cle to sp next week: wasco in the P house (bro)
touching down at LAX, wake up fool! (mw)
take the four O five like OJ (kc)
who found watt konked out in the shit house? (watt)


"burn rubba mutha fucka!" (kc)
cool tube kind (bro)
finds ripped-through mind (watt)
she is puppet (mw)


sleepless (mw)
and dreaming up hillbilly pseudonyms (kc)
stink - weird shit, like head cheese (bro)
these words, they defeat me (watt)


whatever you do in the (bro)
library will need toilet paper (watt)
searching the stacks for gethsemani (kc)
retreat (mw)


somewhere (bro)
beyonder (watt)
thunder (kc)
asunder (mw)


cross the flats if you want (bro)
circle the sharps for a taunt (watt)
behind bars (mw)
feeling tuned down like E flat (kc)


folded like a towel (mw)
having made my decision (kc)
special smooth shaved sack in fresh sarong wrap (bro)
like a cerrote w/corn in it (watt)


aspiring (kc)
to be (bro)
not conscious is copping out (watt)
an insult (mw)


who am I to say (bro)
this is surprise (mw)
blizzard of oz trombone tribute band (kc)
where am I to pay? (watt)


your legs are pay to play (mw)
your thighs are high interest (kc)
recycle cool words (bro)
fingering fresh turds (watt)


learn your birds (kc)
from mouth, through body, then dumped (watt)
with brand new dukey bird style (bro)
flying (mw)


no one needs to know (bro)
says man w/white pointy hood (watt)
his fear grips (mw)
him in secret dreams of making love to negro women (kc)


released from the county, (mw)
greeting that bright orange sun with (watt)
fish and eggs at Canetti's (bro)
and a prayer before grub (kc)


scratchin' in my marble memo (kc)
ol' silvertone raunchy funk slide (bro)
piles pillars of tones, streamlined (watt)
a rally, photographs (mw)


tripod dogs (kc)
like a workman w/holes or a (watt)
peg leg with walking sticks (bro)
stoking fire (mw)


just you and me (bro)
and an idea makes three (watt)
where behavior is a chapter (mw)
no appendix apology (kc)


listen up charlie brown! (kc)
your views are bullshit (mw)
that's what she told me (bro)
after I read what she wrote me (watt)


camping trip (mw)
canned heating stories (kc)
like the eggs from a headful of lice, (watt)
dreams come true (bro)


leave the child alone, (mw)
dinged longboard at gas chambers (bro)
pieces of gold teeth in hamburgers (watt)
and hand-on-hip attitude (kc)


mexicans in second hand fedoras (kc)
the sale to make the pale look mighty, (watt)
cockfights at the forum this summer (bro)
vince on a bus from echo park (mw)


so misunderstood (bro)
because (watt)
metaphor became (mw)
motive (kc)


boner stiffens (watt)
a quick fix (mw)
sweet tasty golden carmel tan candy skin (bro)
george jonesin' (kc)


pullin' away like B.A. in the A-Team Van (kc)
carved in a rock, (mw)
these words if heard might rally the herds! (watt)
batteries not included (bro)

keep who wrote which line a mystery

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