full service love kafka character: part IV



by

kevin costello (kc), brother matt (bro), matt wascovich (mw) and mike watt (watt)

- who wrote which line version -




#1

another circus in town (bro)
another tent in which to vent (watt)
tightrope walker (mw)
and mime forgetting his lines (kc)



#2

she said, (mw)
craziness does not have to be a bad thing (bro)
and your ontology is (kc)
like bells that are struck don't have to ring (watt)



#3

Angie fenced my shit (mw)
and strutted like jimmy j.j. walker (kc)
her hair in my mouth (bro)
my farts in the breeze (watt)



#4

soft target for the high altitude plop (watt)
flop house (kc)
landing at (mw)
the love grotto pillow pile (bro)



#5

waterfall in (mw)
chin's garden #7, doggie (bro)
a bib for this froggy (watt)
lo fi lo mien fizzle (kc)



#6

I want to be popular! (kc)
the gap adds have me convinced, (watt)
you are the one who will have to choose (bro)
what is easy on the eyes (mw)



#7

starting w/the affirmation of man (watt)
his action was affirmative (mw)
strong black coffee (kc)
except accept the concept and execution (bro)



#8

cle to sp next week: wasco in the P house (bro)
touching down at LAX, wake up fool! (mw)
take the four O five like OJ (kc)
who found watt konked out in the shit house? (watt)



#9

"burn rubba mutha fucka!" (kc)
cool tube kind (bro)
finds ripped-through mind (watt)
she is puppet (mw)



#10

sleepless (mw)
and dreaming up hillbilly pseudonyms (kc)
stink - weird shit, like head cheese (bro)
these words, they defeat me (watt)



#11

whatever you do in the (bro)
library will need toilet paper (watt)
searching the stacks for gethsemani (kc)
retreat (mw)



#12

somewhere (bro)
beyonder (watt)
thunder (kc)
asunder (mw)



#13

cross the flats if you want (bro)
circle the sharps for a taunt (watt)
behind bars (mw)
feeling tuned down like E flat (kc)



#14

folded like a towel (mw)
having made my decision (kc)
special smooth shaved sack in fresh sarong wrap (bro)
like a cerrote w/corn in it (watt)



#15

aspiring (kc)
to be (bro)
not conscious is copping out (watt)
an insult (mw)



#16

who am I to say (bro)
this is surprise (mw)
blizzard of oz trombone tribute band (kc)
where am I to pay? (watt)



#17

your legs are pay to play (mw)
your thighs are high interest (kc)
recycle cool words (bro)
fingering fresh turds (watt)



#18

learn your birds (kc)
from mouth, through body, then dumped (watt)
with brand new dukey bird style (bro)
flying (mw)



#19

no one needs to know (bro)
says man w/white pointy hood (watt)
his fear grips (mw)
him in secret dreams of making love to negro women (kc)



#20

released from the county, (mw)
greeting that bright orange sun with (watt)
fish and eggs at Canetti's (bro)
and a prayer before grub (kc)



#21

scratchin' in my marble memo (kc)
ol' silvertone raunchy funk slide (bro)
piles pillars of tones, streamlined (watt)
a rally, photographs (mw)



#22

tripod dogs (kc)
like a workman w/holes or a (watt)
peg leg with walking sticks (bro)
stoking fire (mw)



#23

just you and me (bro)
and an idea makes three (watt)
where behavior is a chapter (mw)
no appendix apology (kc)



#24

listen up charlie brown! (kc)
your views are bullshit (mw)
that's what she told me (bro)
after I read what she wrote me (watt)



#25

camping trip (mw)
canned heating stories (kc)
like the eggs from a headful of lice, (watt)
dreams come true (bro)



#26

leave the child alone, (mw)
dinged longboard at gas chambers (bro)
pieces of gold teeth in hamburgers (watt)
and hand-on-hip attitude (kc)



#27

mexicans in second hand fedoras (kc)
the sale to make the pale look mighty, (watt)
cockfights at the forum this summer (bro)
vince on a bus from echo park (mw)



#28

so misunderstood (bro)
because (watt)
metaphor became (mw)
motive (kc)



#29

boner stiffens (watt)
a quick fix (mw)
sweet tasty golden carmel tan candy skin (bro)
george jonesin' (kc)



#30

pullin' away like B.A. in the A-Team Van (kc)
carved in a rock, (mw)
these words if heard might rally the herds! (watt)
batteries not included (bro)





keep who wrote which line a mystery





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