full service love kafka character: part III


kevin costello (kc), brother matt (bro), matt wascovich (mw) and mike watt (watt)

- who wrote which line version -


it's a jimmy smith organ freakout (kc)
jukebox dollars gone (mw)
but gots tulips on his (bro)
"jimmy organs," blowin' 'em out cheap (watt)


grandpa in america to work (mw)
post jerked-via-earcandy destiny (watt)
migrants shopping for cheap abortions (kc)
...the dream lives on ! (bro)


damper found in pamper (watt)
inside empty sad sack (bro)
sadhu sits desire in check (mw)
don't break things (kc)


going out in costume (kc)
a suburban halloween (mw)
funny dick-for-nose glasses (watt)
everyday is a holiday... don't bust the bubble (bro)


boiler room juicer (bro)
blank lust (kc)
and bank statements (mw)
in rank basements (watt)


job winning behind closed doors (mw)
wide open full window view show (bro)
just before seed toss (watt)
got drunk and gave myself a splendid haircut (kc)

face caught in zipper (watt)
he can't find his lucky hat (kc)
lost unsure at the keypad (mw)
jones, bogarting the green ones (bro)


I don't believe in the moon (kc)
I don't believe in blind obedience (bro)
I don't believe in baggypants (watt)
I don't believe in junk mail (mw)


nightstick darkness drives dives deepest (bro)
put on Miles's Budo so that (mw)
dancing could best express my sadness (kc)
as pukes round out my evening time (watt)


after pulling taffy all day (watt)
I've been pushed around tonight (kc)
a stop for moonlight crab dance (bro)
timeout on church step (mw)


chronic homestyle smilin' bomber burning (bro)
his bonus high-hat spring compressed, (watt)
Blakey is on the drums (mw)
big shoes! people get outta the way! (kc)


holding a big hot wet sloppy al pastor burrito especial (bro)
holding the application for rodeo clown and nervous (kc)
holding it together w/quiver lip (mw)
holding his dick out in front of people (watt)


unused TV piled up w/nonuse and dust (mw)
regis, put back in his box (watt)
poorly painted nudes hanging crooked (kc)
WOW! great party! (bro)


sunset on lake erie (mw)
for pedro dudes, only theory (watt)
once you know, you can never again not know (bro)
3 a.m. running in the rain, alone (kc)


spit (mw)
and w/sharp fingers (watt)
cut the crap! (kc)
Now, how does this feel, my darling? (bro)


like a monk closes a door (mw)
artfully shaking the salt over hash browns (kc)
tinkling the spaces between the notes (watt)
...just another donkey show (bro)


meliorate stepping up to the plate (bro)
saving that last blast for (watt)
on stage he knew that (mw)
there is a certain terror to tile floors (kc)


it's a come up (kc)
for Bolan, a rip off (mw)
corkscrew wig (watt)
plastic dick (bro)


hard slam flatback in evening gutter crumble, (bro)
I heard what sounded like bees (kc)
watt's amp, plugged in (mw)
his heart, pumped plump dumps (watt)


6:30 easter morning memoir: (bro)
brother matt live from pedro says (mw)
I remember I remember faux pas turntables skips (kc)
"sew the foot onto the ankle, not the crotch, doc" (watt)


let's blow this hole. I'm ready to roll. (bro)
part my hair (kc)
throw on the jeans (mw)
and fart in my chair (watt)


just before blasting a hole through the sheets, I (watt)
woke up feeling the boom of doom (kc)
the burn to learn (mw)
tell me, where do you hide your cookies? (bro)


choice reprise, dance 'round may (bro)
pole, stuck in mouth (watt)
shoplifting soap (kc)
nora busted in pittsburgh (mw)


london, brick roads and snooker (mw)
tango dreams of dancing naked with Charo (kc)
whispering nasty vespers (bro)
head still firmly up arse (watt)


singapore slings in a swing chair (bro)
fumbling w/a bowl of rice (mw)
while searching my armpits for lice (watt)
I can now use chopsticks (kc)


after hearing george w's spiel (watt)
I don't find sit-coms funny (kc)
or relevant (mw)
so stick that in your pipebong and smoke it (bro)


unbroken stare down (mw)
butt-floss bikinis, bare brown (watt)
baggy pant dilettante drug takers (kc)
"Welcome!" (bro)


only the oldest elders knew of the three roads to heaven: (bro)
growing a mustache (kc)
writing code (mw)
erecting (watt)


black boys blowing (kc)
horn modeling parker (mw)
winning jimbo his trophy (watt)
everybody digs good jams, sancho (bro)


immersed in the puddin' (watt)
much more different than the dream (bro)
in the end (mw)
I figured it all out after I fasted (kc)

keep who wrote which line a mystery

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