full service love kafka character: part III



by

kevin costello, brother matt, matt wascovich and mike watt




#1

it's a jimmy smith organ freakout
jukebox dollars gone
but gots tulips on his
"jimmy organs," blowin' 'em out cheap



#2

grandpa in america to work
post jerked-via-earcandy destiny
migrants shopping for cheap abortions
...the dream lives on !



#3

damper found in pamper
inside empty sad sack
sadhu sits desire in check
don't break things



#4

going out in costume
a suburban halloween
funny dick-for-nose glasses
everyday is a holiday... don't bust the bubble



#5

boiler room juicer
blank lust
and bank statements
in rank basements



#6

job winning behind closed doors
wide open full window view show
just before seed toss
got drunk and gave myself a splendid haircut



#7
face caught in zipper
he can't find his lucky hat
lost unsure at the keypad
jones, bogarting the green ones



#8

I don't believe in the moon
I don't believe in blind obedience
I don't believe in baggypants
I don't believe in junk mail



#9

nightstick darkness drives dives deepest
put on Miles's Budo so that
dancing could best express my sadness
as pukes round out my evening time



#10

after pulling taffy all day
I've been pushed around tonight
a stop for moonlight crab dance
timeout on church step



#11

chronic homestyle smilin' bomber burning
his bonus high-hat spring compressed,
Blakey is on the drums
big shoes! people get outta the way!



#12

holding a big hot wet sloppy al pastor burrito especial
holding the application for rodeo clown and nervous
holding it together w/quiver lip
holding his dick out in front of people



#13

unused TV piled up w/nonuse and dust
regis, put back in his box
poorly painted nudes hanging crooked
WOW! great party!



#14

sunset on lake erie
for pedro dudes, only theory
once you know, you can never again not know
3 a.m. running in the rain, alone



#15

spit
and w/sharp fingers
cut the crap!
Now, how does this feel, my darling?



#16

like a monk closes a door
artfully shaking the salt over hash browns
tinkling the spaces between the notes
...just another donkey show



#17

meliorate stepping up to the plate
saving that last blast for
on stage he knew that
there is a certain terror to tile floors



#18

it's a come up
for Bolan, a rip off
corkscrew wig
plastic dick



#19

hard slam flatback in evening gutter crumble,
I heard what sounded like bees
watt's amp, plugged in
his heart, pumped plump dumps



#20

6:30 easter morning memoir:
brother matt live from pedro says
I remember I remember faux pas turntables skips
"sew the foot onto the ankle, not the crotch, doc"



#21

let's blow this hole. I'm ready to roll.
part my hair
throw on the jeans
and fart in my chair



#22

just before blasting a hole through the sheets, I
woke up feeling the boom of doom
the burn to learn
tell me, where do you hide your cookies?



#23

choice reprise, dance 'round may
pole, stuck in mouth
shoplifting soap
nora busted in pittsburgh



#24

london, brick roads and snooker
tango dreams of dancing naked with Charo
whispering nasty vespers
head still firmly up arse



#25

singapore slings in a swing chair
fumbling w/a bowl of rice
while searching my armpits for lice
I can now use chopsticks



#26

after hearing george w's spiel
I don't find sit-coms funny
or relevant
so stick that in your pipebong and smoke it



#27

unbroken stare down
butt-floss bikinis, bare brown
baggy pant dilettante drug takers
"Welcome!"



#28

only the oldest elders knew of the three roads to heaven:
growing a mustache
writing code
erecting



#29

black boys blowing
horn modeling parker
winning jimbo his trophy
everybody digs good jams, sancho



#30

immersed in the puddin'
much more different than the dream
in the end
I figured it all out after I fasted






who wrote which line?





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