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GENERAL LICENSE

HOW TO START A POEE CABAL
WITHOUT MESSING AROUND WITH THE POLYFATHER

If you cannot find the Polyfather, or having found him, don't want

anything to do with him, you are still authorized to form your own
POEE CABAL and do Priestly Things, using the _Principia Discordia_ as
a guide.  Your Official Rank will be POEE CHAPLIN for THE LEGION OF
DYNAMIC DISCORD, which is exactly the same as a POEE PRIEST except
that you don't have an Ordination Certificate.  The words you are now
reading are your ordination.

HOW TO BECOME A POEE CHAPLIN
1.  Write the ERISIAN AFFIRMATION in five copies.
2.  Sign and nose-print each copy.
3.  Send one to the President of the United States.
4.  Send one to
    The California State Bureau of Furniture and Bedding
    1021 'D' Street, Sacramento, CA  94814
5.  Nail one to a telephone pole.  Hide one.  And burn the other.
Then consult your pineal gland.

                                         [Illustration:  a cow sitting
                                          in a meat freezer, thinking,
                                             "General License was Sgt.
                                                  Pepper's Commander"]

OLD POEE SLOGAN:
When in doubt, fuck it.
When not in doubt...get in doubt!