THE HODGE/PODGE TRANSFORMER

[Illustration:  The Hodge/Podge Transformer.  There are two plates set
vertically on the left and right; the left plate is labeled
"ANERISTIC," and the right plate is labeled "ERISTIC."  Hermes-like
wings point to each plate.  Connecting the two plates are a myriad
tubes, and in the direct center is the legend, "FIFTH DIMENSIONAL
CHAOS MATRIX."  Attached to the intervening tubes are various
artifacts:  a balloon reading "Hot Air" tied to a bend; a weight
attached to another bend labeled "5 Tons Flax"; the Golden Apple of
Discordia rests on a platform in the mess, and a pentagon hangs from
another bend, with the legend "Tilt."]


5.  Hung Mung slapped his buttocks, hopped about,
and shook his head, saying, "I do not know!  I
do not know!"
                  HBT; The Book of Gooks, Chap. 1

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