THE POEE MYSTEREE OATH G3400
The Initiate swears the following: DMTS
FLYING BABY SHIT!!!!! 19
(Brothers of the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria sect may wish to
substitute the German:
or perhaps "FOREIGN"
WIECZNY KWIAT WTADZA!
which is Ewige Blumenkraft in Polish.)
The recent expose that
Mr. Momomoto, famous
Japanese who can swallow
[Illustration: a fish biting his nose, cannot swallow
a fishing lure that is the Five his nose but his brother can,
Fingered Hand of Eris] has been exposed! It _is_
Mr. Momomoto who can
swallow his nose. He
swallowed his brother
in the summer of '44.
Corrections to last week's copy: Johnny Sample is
offensive cornerback for the New York Jets, not fullback
as stated. Bobby Tolan's name is not Randy, but mud. All
power to the people, and ban the fucking bomb.
"This Statement is False"
(courtesy of POEE)
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