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                          THE INSIDE STORY!!

                               
THE LAW OF FIVES

The Law of Fives is one of the oldest Erisian Mysterees.  It was first
revealed to Good Lord Omar and is one of the great contributions to
come from The Hidden Temple of The Happy Jesus.

    POEE subscribes to the Law of Fives of Omar's sect.  And POEE also
recognizes the Holy 23 (2 + 3 = 5) that is incorporated by Episkopos
Dr. Mordecai Malignatius, K.N.S., into his Discordian sect, the
Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria.

    The Law of Fives states simply that:

    ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES
OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO FIVE.

    The Law of Fives is never wrong.

    In the Erisian Archives is an old memo from Omar to Mal-2:  "I
find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look."

                                                Please do not use this
                                             document as toilet tissue

                The Nagas of Upper Burma say the sun
                shines by day because, being a woman, it
                is afraid to venture out at night.