A JOINT EFFORT OF THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
Post Office Liberation Front
THIS IS A CHAIN LETTER.
WITHIN THE NEXT FIFTY-FIVE DAYS YOU WILL RECEIVE FIFTY-FIVE HUNDRED
POUNDS OF CHAINS!
In the meantime -- plant your seeds.
If a lot of people who receive this letter plant a few seeds and a lot
of people receive this letter, then a lot of seeds will get planted.
Plant your seeds.
In parks. On lots. In public flower beds. In remote places. At
City Hall. Wherever -- whenever. Or start a plantation in your
closet (but best read up on that beforehand). For casual planting,
it's best to soak them in water for a day and plant in a bunch of
about five (5), about half-an-inch deep. Don't worry much about the
weather, as they know when the weather is wrong and will try to wait
for nature. Don't soak them if it's wintertime. Seeds are a very
hearty form of life and strongly desire to grown and flourish. But
some of them need people's help to get started. So plant your seeds.
Make a few copies of this letter (five would be nice), and send them
to friends of yours. Try to mail to different cities and states, or
even different countries. If you would rather not, then please pass
this copy on to someone and perhaps they would like to.
THERE IS NO TRUTH
to the legend that if you throw away a chain letter then all sorts of
catastrophic, abominable, and outrageous disasters will happen.
Except, of course, from your seed's point-of-view.
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