Some excerpts from an interview with Malaclypse the Younger by _The
Greater Metropolitan Yorba Linda Herald-News-Tribune-Journal-Dispatch-
Post and San Francisco Discordian Society Cabal Bulletin and
Intergalactic Report and Pope Poop_

GREATER POOP:  Are you really serious or what?
MAL-2:  Sometimes I take humor seriously.  Sometimes I take
    seriousness humorously.  Either way it is irrelevant.

GP:  Maybe you are just crazy.
M2:  Indeed!  But do not reject these teachings as false because I am
    crazy.  The reason that I am crazy is because they are true.

GP:  Is Eris true?
M2:  Everything is true.
GP:  Even false things?
M2:  Even false things are true.
GP:  How can that be?
M2:  I don't know, man, I didn't do it.

GP:  Is there an essential meaning behind POEE?
M2:  There is a Zen story about a student who asked a Master to
    explain the meaning of Buddhism.  The Master's reply was, "three
    pounds of flax."
GP:  Is that your answer to my question?
M2:  No, of course not.  That is just illustrative.  The answer to
    your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX!

                        SuSpEnDeD AnNiHiLaTiOn

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