Some excerpts from an interview with Malaclypse the Younger by _The
Greater Metropolitan Yorba Linda Herald-News-Tribune-Journal-Dispatch-
Post and San Francisco Discordian Society Cabal Bulletin and
Intergalactic Report and Pope Poop_
GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what?
MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take
seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant.
GP: Maybe you are just crazy.
M2: Indeed! But do not reject these teachings as false because I am
crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true.
GP: Is Eris true?
M2: Everything is true.
GP: Even false things?
M2: Even false things are true.
GP: How can that be?
M2: I don't know, man, I didn't do it.
GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE?
M2: There is a Zen story about a student who asked a Master to
explain the meaning of Buddhism. The Master's reply was, "three
pounds of flax."
GP: Is that your answer to my question?
M2: No, of course not. That is just illustrative. The answer to
your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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